| About myself |
OK, I'll tell you about me, but don't laugh!...I'm kind of shy until I get to know someone. Once I do though, it's hard to shut me up. My friends would say that I will do ANYTHING to make them laugh or make sure they're having fun. I put the F-U in FUN. This gets me into trouble though. Ask my boss or the HR guy. They'll tell you...I think I'm too nice. It pisses me off sometimes. I'm sorry, but I just won't treat people like a jerk. So sue me...I also think I'm too sensitive. I once had a chance to kill a mouse in our office, and I couldn't do it. It just sat there looking at me like "Please don't kill me." I was like "I can't do it." It sucks. I'm not a pushover though. There's a difference!...I may seem dumb at first just because I'm trying to be funny, but I graduated with a 3.9 GPA in high school. I also took 8 semester of calculus in college before changing my major...I workout A LOT, sometimes too much. But as a result, I'm 220 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. So I have brains AND braun...But seriously, I'm actually a very modest person...Every morning, I have a bowl of Honeynut Cheerios - no milk in the bowl. But I do have a big glass of milk with it. I just thought you'd like to know that...I'm very close to my family. I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters. I'm the oldest...I'll do anything for my friends...My job description: I'm a landscape designer for Villa Landscapes, which is the installation division for the Patio Town stores. It's a difficult job, but I love what I do. I get to create some amazing things, and no project is ever the same. It pays the bills...I stay up really, really late...I like to smell good and I like women to tell me I smell good. I keep cologne in my vehicle just in case...I have a wicked scar on my left arm. I tell people I got shot trying to dive in front of an old lady during a drive-by, but no one seems to buy it...My favorite songs to karoake are "Don'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls (I say "boyfriend" instead of "girlfriend" though) and "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. Once I memorize the lyrics, I'll add "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls to the list...I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!...I'm actually really good in art and at drawing. I'd love to be able to do pottery though, and I'd love to be able to do chainsaw art, kind of like they do throughout the State Fair...I love sports, especially football and baseball. I'm a hardcore Vikings and Twins fan. I HATE the Green Bay Packers. I can't make that clear enough. I despise them...I listen to a variety of music. I may be the only person to ever go to Christina Aguilera and a Static-X concerts in the same year...I love movies, especially stupid comedies. I could sit and quote "Dumb and Dumber", "Anchorman" and "Napolean Dynamite" for hours. Same goes for TV shows like "Family Guy"...Let's see, what I do when I go out - I'm not tired of the bar scene, but I like doing a lot of other things too, such as going to movies and going out to dinner (not every night though - that's unhealthy). I like hanging out with friends and going where there's something going on, but I don't mind just staying at home and relaxing every once in a while either...
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| Match General Description |
Ideally I'd like the person I end up with to be my best friend. It sounds cheesy, but it's true. There's gotta be chemistry you know. I don't expect you to be interested in all the same things that I'm into. After all, I enjoy trying new things, and I do believe it's possible for opposites to attract. I'm just happy being with a person who is fun to be with and likes to laugh. We can start out dating, talking, or even emailing/IMing each other first if you wish, and if it turns into something more, that's fine with me. After all, who am I to fight love? The important thing is that I'm a nice guy that always goes out of my way to make sure that I treat a lady right and that she has fun. So give me a try, cause I'm pretty much the best catch ever.
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