Nicole326:

Nicole326

03-27-1978

26-43

United States

Florida, Gainesville

I'm really not looking for anyone to take care of me, I'm doing that fine on my own. I'm definitely not housewife material because staying at home all day would drive me insane. I'm reserved and shy at first, it's just my personality. But, once I know you, you'll find me to be quite entertaining. I can be a bit of a tease. I'm also a smart aleck, but I have a good heart. I adore my two dogs and it's important for whoever I'm with to like dogs as well. I volunteer--mentoring two teen girls and I also work with kindergartners on their reading at a local elementary school. I don't like my food to touch. I'm afraid of clowns and the Bermuda Triangle. I don't like condescending or mean people (so if you're one of those, please keep going and save me the trouble). I hate first dates but that's the only way to get to a second. I think kissing is one of the greatest inventions ever. I'm perfectly happy just being me. And I think life is what you make of it.

I would like to meet someone who's funny and intelligent. I have a wicked sense of humor and I think that's important. I love, love, love to laugh and if you can make me do that, then that's great. Sometimes in life you have to laugh, otherwise you'll cry and I choose to laugh usually. I definitely want to know that my guy and I are friends. Oh and you need to have all your teeth and smell nice. If you can reach things on the really high shelves that would help too cause I'm vertically challenged. I agree to never ask you leading questions such as, "Do you like my mother?" or "Do you think I'm fat?" as long as you agree to deal with abnormally large spiders, mice/rats and/or snakes and hair clogs. I agree to never, ever touch the grill and in exchange, you agree to never comment on how many shoes I have.