Goes211:

Goes211

05-02-1969

21-40

United States

Florida, Jupiter

One thing you have to know about me: I have a near pathological fear of sharks. Throw me in a vat of snakes or cover me with roaches, but I have a hard time even going into the ocean up to my ankles. However, I do scuba dive. You see, I think if I can SEE the shark, I have a fighting chance! So now you know I'm a ridiculous optimist. My friends tell me I'm very generous but I think I'm just normal. I know when to be serious, but those times are, thankfully, few and far between. I love to have a laugh and kid around, so PLEASE have a good sense of humor or, at the very least, be really, really, really good at faking one.

What am I looking for in a woman aside from hoping to find a professional shark hunter? Someone who's my equal. Someone who complements me (not compliments, though that?s nice too!). I want her to help me overcome my weaknesses, and I want her to relish in making use of my strengths. Also, and I can?t stress this enough, communication is soooo important. If you?re bothered by my collection of popcorn pieces that look like past Presidents, hey, let me know IMMEDIATELY and they?ll be on a piece of string decorating the next Christmas tree (or Hanukah bush as the case may be). Don't let it build up and fester until it damages the relationship. That does no one any good. And while physical and chemical attraction are immensely important, I need someone who I can just spend quiet time with, too. It would be great to find a woman who can go out and tear up the town one day, and then stay in bed ordering Chinese food and watching movies the next. Also, no controlling or jealous types please. And no pic, no response, no exceptions! My pics are on, yours should be too! Finally, call me idealistic, but I?m holding out until I find someone I want to devote my life to making happy. I ask only one thing in return: That she wants to do the exact same thing for me.