GoFlyAKiteBoard:

GoFlyAKiteBoard

06-30-1983

18-29

United States

California, Moraga

If you're tired of guys who consider a 7-course meal to be KFC and a 6-pack of Bud and whose definition of "travel" is crossing the Bay Bridge, you can stop looking. I can debate world issues at a black-tie event or tell the funniest jokes on the beach. I can be a complete gentleman, true romantic, or naughty boy. I've found a good balance between sophistication, professionalism, mischief, and humor. I'm open-minded, often in a great mood, and always up for a good practical joke. I'm not self-centered and will bring out the best in you. To top it all off, I'll even hold the door for you. By the way--that other guy who IMed you? He's a klutz, and I saw him on America's Most Wanted.

This is where I tell you about what I want, eh? Let me stick my tongue out of the side of my mouth and get cracking. She should be tall, red-headed, fun, rich, and have a bubbly personality. No wait, that's Celtic Barbie. OK, she should be short, own a brewery, and have a flat head. Erm, no, that's a punch line to a joke. This is harder than I thought. All right, she should be intelligent, able to truthfully say she's sassy, sarcastic, or fiery, and able to look good in both jeans and a tshirt at a small cafe and in a fancy dress at a movie wrap party. Bonus points if she likes The Killers and dark chocolate.