GLADIATORGOD:

GLADIATORGOD

05-31-1960

28-35

United States

California, Los Angeles

ME:Ah, yes ... the obligatory "Who the hell are you?" Answer in ten words or less, be honest and detailed, don't sound like you're full of yourself and yet don't be overly self-deprecating or you sound lacking in confidence and depth. Eh ... riiiiight.The basics: I am a very intelligent, funny, charismatic guy who has accomplished and explored a plethora of things most people will only dream of and never dare. I have a strong sense of personal integrity and honor and pride. I used to be egotistical -- but now I am perfect. If that joke just missed you, best move on.I have simple needs yet am very ambitious. I am both right and left brain developed -- meaning I am both scientific and artistic. I move in all circles and accept all people for whom they are and expect the same in return.I am a Media Consultant and Financial Planner.I am the common man, just another guy, complete with foibles and twists and surprises.I am generous, curious, at times socially shy and yet I take a stage with a hurricane of power and presence.I am passionate in my interests and loves, love my family and friends deeply, and am committed to my goals.I love to laugh.I am overly educated, highly literate and glib, and lead my life with compassion and a good heart.I am unabashedly romantic, humorous, insightful, experienced, and I can cook.I detest household chores, am a bit of a slob, snore like a bear, and I never write a bad check.While I love nature, I also love indoor plumbing and a warm bed. I'd rather take in the vista from a 4-5 Star Hotel than from a tent and sleeping bag.I am a democrat, a liberal, and I cannot stand chatterboxes -- especially those who go on and on about themselves. Time to shut up. Zippo. Nothing more. For now. Till you get to know me. That's it. Not a peep. Ssssh. Mr. Quiet. Here I am. Saying nothing more. Not a word. Unh-unh.

Over 40 need not apply (unless I've written to you first). Ideal is 33-35. Open to 28-38. It's not about age; it's about physical compatibility and attraction. Basic members, like myself, cannot open or read emails from VIP members, reply to such emails, or write to VIP members. All I can see here is subject lines. Not very informative. Unless you are a Basic Member or have free email access, I cannot read your emails or reply to your emails. I have EIGHTY unread emails in my inbox here! ALL are from "VIP" members!!! I can NOT open and read a single one of these emails. I am not paying $ 300 just to read emails. Most if not all are from non-existent women who are not even reading my page and are in reality just schills attempting to draw in more paid memberships to this site. So far, as far as I can see, I have not been contacted by a single "real" woman who has actually read my profile -- and who is therefore really looking for that one and only love with that one and only special person. Just a bunch of pretty pictures and generic spam. IMPORTANT: Be sure to place the word "ALABASTER" in your email subject line to me. That'll help screen out the site schills and the picture lookey-loos and let me know you've actually read this. Guess how many women have done this: ZERO. How sincere are the contacts here?I am extremely and unabashedly picky. I have known quite enough women and "played around" enough and been in enough relationships to know precisely the kind of woman I need. She is so singular as to be literally one and only one. She is intelligent, funny, self-confident, demure, somewhat shy, yet can be quite socially outgoing, very feminine, trim, fit, healthy, gorgeous, sparkling smile, stunning eyes, long haired, sweet, charming, compassionate, kind, attentive, romantic, caring, honest, trustworthy, sensual, loyal, faithful, swimsuit model figure, graceful, even tempered, rational, comforting, delightful, younger than me, and she and I are both madly in love with each other. She's not a "clubber" nor is she a "gold-digger". She is warm, caring and sincere. I am definitely not interested in any woman who is listed as seeking or open to a "benefactor arrangement". There's a word for that class of woman. It rhymes with "shore" and isn't mentioned in polite company. No trailer trash please (of any financial bracket).Sanity here is a must. No games please. If you say you are "wild" or "crazy", I'm going to believe you. Stimulation is great, but I need a home with peace and calm, not with drama. I prefer women 30-35 years old (but there are exceptions -- it isn't about age but about physical desirability and intellectual and emotional maturity), who are trim, fit, happy, healthy, centerfold gorgeous (yep, seriously), who have high intelligence and who are articulate and educated, and who also possess a well-developed sense of humor, true feminity (they wear dresses, take courtesies well, and have a demureness and yielding quality that turns men to puddles without their "pushing"or being brash), and who are not chatterboxes. Also, they are not self-centered or selfish, but rather are giving, compassionate, romantic, physical, sensual, monogamous, touching and sweet and who if they want children have already had them. I've recently had a vasectomy. Baggage is fine as long as it fits in the overhead bin and neuroses are minor and no psychoses bubble beneath. Honest women please. No posers. No golddiggers. No manipulators. I have a preference for long, raven black hair, but I am open to other possibilities (other than out of the natural human hair color spectrum). I already know all of this combined is apparently a lot to ask (I don't see why as I offer the male equivalent, but apparently women are significantly more flawed than men...whoops). This is what I need and if it isn't you, don't worry about it. It is not a personal indictment, it does not put down anyone's worth or value or desirability as a woman or as a human being, and I am not the last man on earth.